Y’allllll do I have a STORY for you. But first, updates on those decisions I had to make. All worked out with the apartment and I will officially be moving (again) in the fall! Even though its just like, three blocks away, I am quite excited. It should be a good deal, and I will still have a private room which is super important haha I need my space. Job? I would get great hours and yes, slightly less tips, but it would not be the end of the world. I have to wait to be put on the potential store’s schedule but that should be coming soon, I’ll def keep you updated on that.
Another update, I got a cat! Well, sort of. Legally she’s my roommates but we’re pretty sure I am going to keep it 🙂 I am sooo excited. She’s so cute, a little black cat with classic green eyes and she’s so shy but also so feisty. She is still adjusting to her new home (my room only for right now) and hasn’t approached me but she has let me pet her occasionally when I find her hiding spot so thats cool! I named her Bella, it was not originally a Twilight reference but after coming up with the name and then thinking about the similarities (shy, black cat, feisty), it does kind of fit. And I like Twilight so I’m not mad about it. I will keep you all updated on our bonding situation, do not even worry.
Alrighty chatterseeds, the time you have all been waiting for, another date(?) story. I say date(?) because it was not very clear if it was just a ‘hangout’ or an actual date. Regardless, it was awful. I will admit, I was a bit naive and mistakes were made but 100 bad days make 100 good stories right? (AJR, super good song). Also, I feel I need to say, as prepared as you think you may be for this story, I promise you, you are nowhere near even slightly prepared for what I am about to tell you. Okay, let’s dive in.
I am slightly embarrassed to admit that we met on Snapchat. I know, I know. But listen chatterseeds, it is ROUGH out here and I like to play a risky game called I’m-bored-so-let’s-add-random-guys-back-on-Snap. It’s dumb but oh well what’s happened has happened. Moving on, whilst talking and getting to know each other he said that we should hangout sometime and I was totally game. He only lived about a half an hour away and he would come down to me (as he should) so no biggie. However, it started to get kind of weird guys. I really should’ve just stopped while I was ahead but I was kind of desperate for male attention last week and this so whatever. Anywho, he at one point was like so I’m guessing no kissing hahaha. And I was like what??? And he was like, you don’t wanna kiss and I was like no?? I don’t even know you. To which he was like yeah that’s true my b. Anyways I was a little weirded out but unfortunately that is so common these days and at least we got that out of the way. However, later he asked if I ever hugged or cuddled the first time hanging out with someone. And I said that I mean I’ll hug them maybe but I’m not gonna cuddle with someone I don’t know, that’s totally awkward…He left it alone and I thought okay that’s clear too moving on but no. Kid later was like what if we just cuddled and chilled and didn’t do anything else and I was like no! I asked if that was going to be a dealbreaker and he was like no no no you’re right I need to be better. He talked about how since he had made his covenants (another religious thing) he was trying to be better to stay worthy of them and what not and that he was sorry. For some reason I let it go and was still game to hangout, though I was a bit wary at this point. We were going to go on a walk and that’s because he was being weird about doing literally anything else, he was even being weird about a walk but i pushed and so that’s what we landed on. He comes over and when I open the door he comes inside and I’m like ???. I say okay we can just go now and he was like oh okay. Then he asks if we’re driving and I’m like dude we are going on a walk what the heck. So we begin walking and this dude freaking parked in a no parking zone and facing the wrong direction!! (Spoiler Alert: He got two parking tickets…) Anyways, he was making really weird and not funny jokes the whole time we were walking and I was very unimpressed. Where I was taking us was barely a 10-15 minute walk away but about halfway through this boy started complaining that we were walking too much. Like sir what? He then out of nowhere says “I used to be fat.” Like okay?? And?? Anyways, we finally reach our destination and are sitting and talking for a bit. It was kinda awkward but oh well. And then after a little while he asked if we could go back to my place because he really had to use the restroom. I was just so unimpressed. So we were walking back and he starts talking about peeing his pants?? I was like what and he asked if I ever had and I was like yeah but like when I was in kindergarten. And he was like yeah me too. Okay?? And then he asked if I’d ever POOPED my pants. I repeat chatterseeds, POOPED my pants. Like what the heck kind of first time meeting someone conversation is this?!?!?! I go, again, like in kindergarten. And he was like oh, not even when you’re sick? And I’m like no?????? And then he was like nah you’re playing because I poop my pants when I’m sick, it’s normal. NO, NO IT’S NOT! Except for the rare exception but mans was talking as though this happens to him freaking regularly. Like ewwwwwwwww. Disgusting what is happening. A little while later he has the audacity to ask if we’re hanging out again. I asked, “Do you want to hangout again???” And he was like I mean sure I guess. (Wow, thanks, so generous of you). And that was when I texted my friend our code to get me the heck outta there. She called me and we pretended she had a medical emergency and that I had to pick her up. I told him he could use the restroom of course first but then I would need to go pick up my friend and we couldn’t watch TV. (Yeah, he wanted to go back to my place and watch TV, like absolutely not). So we get back he sees the parking tickets and then uses the restroom. chatterseeds, he left the freaking toilet seat up. That’s just impolite especially your first time meeting someone and being in their house. Then, he had the AUDACITY to unadd ME. Like, excuse me??? That is so my call but no, he did. Ugh.
Overall, that was a horrendous experience. I’m glad that nothing happened and I was able to have an escape plan. Don’t meet your people on Snapchat y’all, it is not the vibe.
Oh, also, it’s Valentine’s Day today and at first I was feeling really bitter and sad because I would love to have a Valentine are you kidding me? But after I took a shower and got ready for the day I decided that I would just be my own Valentine and treat myself. So I got a pedicure which was so relaxing, then I got some makeup from Ulta, and then I got these earrings at the mall I had been eyeing for months. It was a pretty good day I gave myself so yay for that. And, my roommate and I are going to get a yummy dinner tonight and keep watching America’s Next Top Model which is the show we have been watching lately. We are currently watching season 13 and are getting very close to the end.
Alright chatterseeds, that’s what I’ve got for you this week. I hope you all had a wonderful Valentine’s, even if you had to be your own. Have a beautiful week and I’ll catch ya next time. Love you all! </3